My Sword Peels Oranges

Fantasy

Mount Hua has lived by one rule for three thousand years: effort makes strength.

Chen Weiyuan breaks it without trying.

In a forgotten corner of the sect's herb garden, he unearths a child's toolkit from a civilization so advanced it treats reality like a toy. Inside are movement that ignores distance, armor that negates damage, and a blade that separates objects along boundaries they never knew existed.

The manual claims even a monkey could master it in a day.

Chen takes three.

By every standard of cultivation, he is a failure.

By every result, he is not.

As impossible toys begin outperforming centuries of sacred training, the sect is forced to confront a terrifying question:

What happens when effort stops mattering?

2 chapters
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Chapters

Chapter 1 — Even a Monkey Could Do It (He Was Not a Monkey)
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Chapter 2 — He Learned to Fly the Way He Learned Everything
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